↳JolyJoly was the “malade imaginaire” junior. What he had won in medicine was to be more of an invalid than a doctor. At three and twenty he thought himself a valetudinarian, and passed his life in inspecting his tongue in the mirror. He affirmed that man becomes magnetic like a needle, and in his chamber he placed his bed with its head to the south, and the foot to the north, so that, at night, the circulation of his blood might not be interfered with by the great electric current of the globe. During thunder storms, he felt his pulse. Otherwise, he was the gayest of them all.
hello yes my name is aeryn i'm 19 and i like a lot of things but esp these assholes
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
almond milk is so good omg
golly that radio show my gran listens to is ridiculous for a lot of reasons but one of the worst reasons is that ppl call in asking for prayer for like ??? i mean everything from a stubbed toe to cancer pretty much but they’re always like “yes lord this man is worthy of healing an upright generous christian lord heal him” and ???? like are only ~upright generous christians~ worthy of healing to them ??? idk man it just pisses me off
grindelvvald replied to your post: grandma wants me to go to the cemetery w her im so…
tell her you feel the devil in cemeteries and currently you feel like your bond with god is too weak for it
oh ym god
grandma wants me to go to the cemetery w her im so freaked out by cemeteries what do
Joly holding Jehan in order to protect him is pretty sweet thank you
THAT’S NOT SWEET THAT’S HEARTBREAKING
ok today seems like a good day to read all the drogo/dany fic i can find

SCOTTISH BOYS COME AND GET IT IVE GOT MY HUNTING TARTAN ON AND LEMME TELL YOU LADS IM HUNTIN FOR THE D
Orestes Martyred and Pylades Saved
I wrote this because I: a) have too many feelings, and b) am a terrible person.
Summary:
“Do you permit it?”
“No.”
Also on AO3.




