biriusslack replied to your post: what is going on here 

LOOK AT ME, DAMIEN. ITS ALL FOR YOU.

NOPE MA’AM PLEASE BACK AWAY BEFORE I START PERFORMING EXORCISMS

biriusslack replied to your post: unless the white is supposed to be like where…

idk if this is how genes work but if narcissa had black hair wouldnt that mean draco would have black hair because of the dominant gene or w/e and then thatd fuck up draco and luciuss blond thing??

i think that’s how it is yeah idk maybe they all just dye it maybe someone should write jkr about it i mean this is an Important Issue right im sure she’d respond

biriusslack replied your post biriusslack replied your post putting anyTHING IN TEA IS GROSS WHY WOULD YOU DO IT?????

BECAUSE ITS DELICIOUS?!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR WEAKASS TEA YOU CAN DRINK THAT SHIT BECAUSE IT BRINGS YOU PLEASURE TAKE THAT

 BIRIUSSLACK SAID: AS IN HOW DO YOU OWN ONE NOT HOW DO YOU PUT A DEMON INSIDE IT

the demon part is a lot easier than the obtaining tbh

no there’s a breeder a few hours away from here and so kate and i got a brother (hamish afTER CASTING MOONSHADOWS UGH HAMISH) and sister (benni ofc) and they were like a few hundred dollars each which is ridIC but whatever ah i love her a lot

 BIRIUSSLACK SAID: THAT’S AMAZING OMFG

here she is looking like a pomeranian it’s way better

 BIRIUSSLACK SAID: OH MY GOD IS THAT REAL

she’s my honeyboo benni who i have a tendency to forget about!!

biriusslack replied to your post: portobelloroad replied to your post:…

wait can i can iwhat is thiscan iwhat

yES you can for the small price of your soul and 3 years of indentured servitude

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SCREAMS DEVOTIONS AT ALL OF YOU except kate SCREAMS

biriusslack replied to your post: proof that pizza john and i have a life outside of…

aeryn why are u so pretty </3

SCREAMS YOU HUSH YOUR LOVELY FACE

biriusslack replied to your post: biriusslack replied to your post: ok question do…

wait what what WHAT THAT WHAT THAT’S JUST THAT IS A TERRIBLE MOVIE

AND CREEPY AS FUCK OK I CAN’T HANDLE IT 

biriusslack replied to your post: ok question do you think the movie woman in black…

wait WHAT that happens at the end of the film?? that’s just gooey sweet and sickly, it’s sadder in the book/play JUST AS IT SHOULD BE because everyone relishes SUFFERING

ok yeah kate said the same ish thing bc in the movie he and his kid move out there and shit happens and they’re on their way back to london to ~get away~ or whatevs and the kid sees the woman at the trainstation and is like well shit betta walk in front of dis train aight and so he does but harry potter sees it and is like NO MOTHERFUCK and runs in front of it with him and so they both die and are reunited with dead wife so either woman was feeling a little bit more murderous than usual or sunshine and flowery idk

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biriusslack replied to your post: next cat i get will be named chairman meow no one…

wow offensive to cats who cant speak that is a not a committee i would want to be any part of

nO ONE INviteED You KATy unless you want to be deputy lin bimrow

biriusslack replied to your photo: Calamitas virtutis occasio. by Push-The-Limits

i thought this was kaya scodelario

new regulus dreamcast forget skandar keynes kaya is where it’s at

biriusslack replied to your video: in support of gymnast!remus

wait are you writing this

no but i’m tempted to bribe katie someone