My Tumblr Crushes:

1. sweetscottishcherub (14%)
2. prongsinthongs (8%)
3. moriarchie (6%)
4. askvictortrevor (3%)
5. i-took-the-horcrux (2%)
6. oh-raspberries (2%)
7. 221tea (2%)
8. hounds-of-hogwarts (2%)
9. professorcockblock (2%)

i c u lyssa i c u

professorcockblock replied to your post:  when i am sick there are things that i…

how sick do you have to be not to want food or sex!? are you dying?

getting closer every day

professorcockblock replied to your post: anythingtoasted replied to your post: “so we might…

well the kitten is definitely going to be the alpha

the laugh i just did was embarrassing oh my god

professorcockblock replied to your post: teen wolf has given me some really weird cravings…

I VOLUNTEER FOR TRIBUTE

instead of the bite i think we should get tattoos of corn y/y??

professorcockblock replied to your post: professorcockblock replied to your post: WAIT IT’S…

look at your life. look at your choices.

but how can i sleep when the tag on this fic is ‘freaky werewolf dicks’

how am i supposed to pass up that golden opportunity

professorcockblock replied to your post: WAIT IT’S FOUR ARE YOU KIDDING ME I THOUGHT I…

AERYN IT’S BED TIME I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

I CAN’T DO IT ANYMORE HARRI GO ON WITHOUT ME

PS

professorcockblock replied to your post: i’m just about to post the intro/first fic post to…

having made you go to bed it is now the early hours of britain time and i am still awake. EVETYHING HURTS, AERYN.(this has been completely unrelated to this post. but shhh, whiskey happened repeatedly)

do i need to make you go to bed bb because i think staying up is way more fun especially when whiskey happens and also

professorcockblock:

remolupin liked your post: wolfstar tag, i’m still so uncomfortable not…

My Tumblr Crushes:

1. ofhighgarden (5%)
2. loki-cant-sing (4%)
3. biriusslack (4%)
4. sweetscottishcherub (4%)
5. moriarchie (4%)
6. professorcockblock (3%)
7. capnassmerica (3%)
8. withoutalittlerisk (3%)
9. timdarling (2%)

all of dese bitches are the best bitches that have ever even bitched

remolupin:

Read More

professorcockblock replied to your post: professorcockblock replied to your post: if anyone…

you are a goddess among shippers

had to debate the name for a moment but ok the bakery is called Covered in Chocolate bc the abbreviation is pronounced cock

professorcockblock replied to your post: if anyone wants to give me wolfstar drabble…

BAKERY BAKERY BAKERY. sirius black and cupcakes. frosting and homosexuals. these are the things that i need, please make my dreams come true

this is happening rn and oh god just be warned i’m going to end up writing random things for this throughout the summer like there’s no way i could not perf

My Tumblr Crushes:

1. geoffpetersons (6%)
2. moriarchie (5%)
3. shiveringdick (5%)
4. sweetscottishcherub (4%)
5. professorcockblock (3%)
6. parsleybabe (3%)
7. oneorangeshoelace (3%)
8. 80-proof (2%)
9. gaywhitesweater (2%)

professorcockblock replied to your post: what if harry’s middle name is actually elvendork

sam-storyteller.dreamwi… (not quite elvendork, but my brain is kind of an asshole and apparently deemed discussion of harry’s middle names as a tenuous enough link to rec that to you. scumbag brain is scumbaggy)

sirius roland dionysus harry potter oh my god

remolupin:

Read More